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Terms & Conditions

This page states the Terms and Conditions under which you may use the Jokes 2003 website. Please read this page carefully. By accessing and using the Jokes 2003 web site you accept and agree to be bound, without limitation or qualification, by these terms. Gold Chek may, at its sole discretion, modify or revise these terms at any time by updating this posting. You are bound by any such modification or revision and should therefore visit this page periodically to review the terms. If you do not accept any of the terms stated here, please do not use the Jokes 2003 website. Gold Chek retains the right to deny access to anyone at its complete discretion for any reason including violation of these terms.

1. Use Of Material
You must be over thirteen years of age to access the Jokes 2003 website. If you are over thirteen, Gold Chek authorizes you to view and download a single copy of the material on the Jokes 2003 website solely for your personal, non-commercial use.

The contents of the Jokes 2003 website, such as text, graphics, images, audio, video and all other material, are protected by copyright under both United States and foreign laws, and are owned or controlled by Gold Chek or by third parties that have licensed their material to Gold Chek. Unauthorized use of the material may violate copyright, trademark, and other laws. You must retain all copyright and other proprietary notices contained in the original material on any copy you make of the material. You may not sell or modify the material or reproduce, display, publicly perform, distribute, or otherwise use the material in any way for any public or commercial purpose. The use of the material on any other web site or in a networked computer environment for any purpose is prohibited, without the express written permission of Gold Chek. The trademarks, logos and service marks displayed on the Jokes 2003 website are owned by the Gold Chek. You are prohibited from use of those marks without the express, written permission of Gold Chek or such third party. If you violate any of these terms, your permission to use the material automatically terminates and you must immediately destroy any copies you have made of the material.

2. Company's Liability
The text, graphics, images, audio, video, and all other material found on the Jokes 2003 website may contain inaccuracies or typographical errors. Gold Chek makes no representations about the accuracy, reliability, completeness, or timeliness of the material. You expressly agree that any use of the Jokes 2003 website and the material is solely at your own risk. Changes are periodically made to the Jokes 2003 website and may be made at any time. Some material on the Jokes 2003 website is provided by third parties. You expressly agree that Gold Chek is not liable or responsible for any defamatory, offensive or illegal conduct of other subscribers or third parties.

Gold Chek does not warrant that the Jokes 2003 website will operate error-free or that the Jokes 2003 website or its server are free of computer viruses or other harmful goods. If your use of the Jokes 2030 website or the material results in the need for servicing or replacing equipment or data, Gold Chek is not responsible for these costs.

The Jokes 2003 website and material are provided on an 'as is' basis without any warranties of any kind. Gold Chek and its suppliers, to the fullest extent permitted by law, disclaim all warranties, including the warranty of merchantability, non-infringement or proprietary or third party rights, and the warranty of fitness for particular purpose. Gold Chek and its suppliers make no warranties about the accuracy, reliability, completeness, or timeless of the material, services, software, text, graphics, and links.

3. Disclaimer Of Certain Damages
In no event shall Gold Chek, its suppliers, or any third parties mentioned at the Jokes 2003 website be liable for any damages whatsoever (including, without limitation, incidental and consequential damages, lost profits, or damages resulting from lost data or business interruption) resulting from the use or inability to use the Jokes 2003 website and the material, whether based on warranty, contract, tort, or any other legal theory, and whether or not Gold Chek is advised of the possibility of such damages.

4. User Submissions
Generally, any communication which you post to the Jokes 2003 website is considered to be non-confidential. If particular web pages permit the submission of communications which will be treated by Gold Chek as confidential, that fact will be stated on those pages.

Gold Chek welcomes your comments about the Jokes 2003 website. However, unless the Jokes 2003 website has up a specific submissions policy, we will not review or consider any unsolicited creative submissions. We hope you will understand that this policy is intended to avoid the possibility of future misunderstandings in the event that projects developed by our professional staff might seem to others to be similar to their own creative work. Accordingly, we must ask that you not send us any original creative ideas, suggestions or materials. If, despite our request, you send us any creative idea, suggestion or material, it shall become our property. No submission will be subject to any obligation of confidence by us, and we will not be liable for any use or disclosure of any submission. We will exclusively own all known or later-existing rights to the submission worldwide, and will be entitled to the unrestricted use of the submission for any purpose, without compensation to the provider of the submission.

5. Links To Other Sites
If, in the future, the Jokes 2003 website contains links to third party websites that are maintained by others, Gold Chek is not responsible for the content of linked third-party sites and does not make any representations regarding the content or accuracy of materials on such third-party websites. These links will be provided solely as a convenience to you and not as an endorsement by Gold Chek of the contents on such third-party web sites. If you decide to access linked third-party websites, you do so at your own risk.

6. Limitation Of Liability
Your use of the Jokes 2003 website is at your own risk. If you are dissatisfied with any of the materials or other contents of the Jokes 2003 website or with these Terms and Conditions, your sole remedy is to discontinue use of the Jokes 2003 website.

Under no circumstances shall Gold Chek be liable to any user on account of that user's use of the Jokes 2003 website. Such limitation of liability shall apply to prevent recovery of any and all damages including, without limitation, direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, special and exemplary damages arising from any use of the Jokes 2003 website, including any damages that may be incurred by third parties.

7. Minors
The Jokes 2003 website contains material that may not be appropriate for children. If there is a concern by parents that children may visit this site, Gold Chek recommends using a parental control software package. Some sample parental software packages include: Net Nanny, Cyber Patrol and Cybersitter. Please be advised that Gold Chek does not endorse any one parental software package. While no parental software package replaces careful supervision of Internet use by children, these tools can be a useful addition to your suite of Internet applications. Please read the joke disclaimer for more details.

8. General
Gold Chek makes no claims that the materials found on the Jokes 2003 website are appropriate for any particular purpose or audience, or that they may be downloaded outside of the United States. Access to the materials may not be legal by certain persons or in certain countries. If you access the website from outside of the United States, you do so at your own risk and are responsible for compliance with the laws of your jurisdiction.

The Jokes 2003 website is based in Stamford, Connecticut. All legal issues arising from or related to the use of the Jokes 2003 website shall be construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Connecticut.

If any provision of these Terms and Conditions is found to be invalid by any court having competent jurisdiction, the invalidity of such provision shall not affect the validity of the remaining provisions of this agreement, which shall remain in full force and effect. These terms constitute the entire agreement between you and Gold Chek with respect to the use of the Jokes 2003 website.